Ain't no mising the boat

Friday.....

It is a normal friday morning where I have to catch the earliest ferry to Batam.

I wake up 15 minutes earlier than normal, thinking I will have the luxury of taking my favourite KOPI C KOSONG ....(Usually, I have to run to board the ferry.. yeah that kinda person where the entire village has to wait for me...aiks)

Apparently, I am so wrong.

What greeted me is a Superf**king long queue leading towards the immigration.

"Last call for Wavemaster to Batam Center".....Nabeh I am still queuing so f**king far, I can barely see the door to the customs....

"Last call for Wavemaster to batam Center"... Diu nia sing...

Ok.. PANIC button pressed. Shamelessly, souplad zoomed pass everyone ..... sorry ...excuse me.. paiseh... sorry .. .... and appear right infront of the immigration officer..

"Sir please join the queue..." cranky immigration officer

"I am sorry but I have to rush for a meeting and its already the last call of the ferry I am supposed to board. I have been queuing for at least 20 mins"

"I am sorry sir, please join the queue. Do u think this is fair for the guys at the back of the queue" cranky immigration officer

I am very tempted to say " I f**king don't care"....

"Ok I know is not fair and you don't have to be sorry for what you say. The thing is I am going through now"

"Sir. I say No" Cranky immigration officer (going to arrest me look)

"Ok, ask the guy behind u and see whether he is ok with u cutting the queue" Cranking Immigration officer.

Turning back, with a thumbs up, I look at the tallest guy and utter "OK?"

And he reciprocate with a thumbs up and say "OK"

I look at that cranky Immigration Officer "So how?"

"Ok you go" cranky Immigration Officer.

I turn and shouted " I love all of you, guys" ( ok I made it up. I didn't say dat.)

Honestly, deep down in my heart I wish dat guy all the luck he can have in his lifetime ( hope he is not any kinda terrorist..though)

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I am thinking after I board the ferry... what happens if I miss this ferry.. will my life change foreever... reminds me of films like "sliding doors" " butterfly effect".... hmmm