My Red Right eye

Unwillingly, I got up of bed this morning after several attempts of “snoozing” my phone-cum-alarm-clock. I felt my right eye was burning. Still sleepy, I looked into the mirror. Wah….my right eye was burning red and swollen.

Tried to locate the eyewash for quite a while before I realise I left it in office. Nia Sing!!!!

Not too sure whether it is the contagious conjunctivitis.

I reached for Oprex immediately when I stepped in my office. I spent the entire morning washing my right eye religiously with Oprex as if someone has shat on my right eyeball. I made conscious efforts to wash my hands thoroughly like a surgeon preparing for an operation and stopped myself from vigorously rubbing my eyes, switching to my bro instead.

Oprex works, my right ball eyeball is less red now. Feeling better. It isn’t conjunctivitis afterall, I think. Probably, a result of surfing too much porn. Perhaps I should wash my left eye too.. *smirk*