Spammed by Fengshui Master

Got spammed by a very famous fengshui master. Some fengshui tips of the dae

"While on a date, don’t near the toilets, the kitchen or the entrance to the restaurant. You don’t want to be disturbed by unpleasant smells, busy waiters or patrons going in and out of the restaurant." >I felt like an idiot after reading this.

"Let each member of your family eat facing his/her best and most auspicious direction." >huh!

"Do not have a water feature in the bedroom. Activating the presence of water leads to loss - loss of money and loss of relationships. Water features refer to paintings with river, waterfalls and lakes. They also refer to aquariums. Glasses of water by the bedside are fine." >Who on earth in the right frame of mind would have an aquarium in the bedroom? Water beds are big NO NO lor........duh

WTF!!!