Battery or assalt

I was asked to kill and cook the two traumatized eels.

Aiks. The last time I kill eels was about three or four years back. It was a rough experience. I was scared. Honest

Now, I am still scared.

To kill an eel quickly..... u have to grab the eel by its head and BANG it on the kitchen top... or slap its head with a chopper's side.

I don't think I can batter the daylights out of the pair

I am thinking another easier way to do it. Salt them.

Dump a few spoonfuls of salt and ensure the pot containing the eels are securely covered.

Yes.... eels do struggle. Violently.