Ass kicking wisdom

P & Souplad were strolling along the quiet TaiHu (one of the lakes in WUXI, JiangSu province).

The rare serenity of TaiHu (TaiHu is usually infested by noisy Chinese tourists) was abruptly violated by series of irritating yelps.

Souplad: Stupid dog……I wish I can kick it into the freezing waters
P: U can
Souplad: The owner will kick my ass
P: Well, the owner will have two choices, kick your ass or save his dog
Souplad: What happens if the owner decided to kick my ass?
P: U can tell him if he loves his dog he should now go save his dog before it’s too late. While he is saving his dog, u can jolly well get your ass out of here.
Souplad: What happens if he says he doesn’t love his dog and decided to kick my ass.
P: Well, tell him.. if he doesn’t love his dog, why bother to kick your ass? He should thanked u by helping him to get rid of this noisy canine pest.
Souplad: Letting out a feckking loud guffaw


Souplad and P continue to walk.