DKNY, Nissan, Toshiba lunch time humor

Heard this couple of days ago...hilarious.

A: hey. can u take ya DKNY down?
B: what DKNY, I not so rich hor...
A: DKNY.... DI3 KU4 NEI4 YI1 (underwear and bra)

Ha ha ha...

(ya...my pals always think I am quite easily amused)

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Heard this yesterday, laugh uncontrollably.


A: Eh, have u heard about the Nissan Bluebird.
B: Of coz lah .. the famous LAN3 JIAO2 CHIA1.
SL: *start to laugh*
A: Eh, have u heard about this....buy nissan bluebird and get a toshiba handphone free
B: Huh
SL: huh
A: BUAY1 LAN3 JIAO2 CHIA1 SANG4 DUA3 CH**1 BYE1 CHIU2 DIAN3
SL: Laugh very very loudly in the car.
SL: Na Beh, then if a person buy lotsa toshiba thing, then whole house got DUA3 CH** BYE..lor...
DUA3 CH**1 BYE1 SERNG1 DU2,
DUA3 CH**1 BYE1 DIAN3 NAO4....lagi better...
DUA3 CH**1 BYE1 DIAN3 SI3 KI1....< laugh uncontrollably...>