Senses and Soup - Chapter One

I was urged by Banana Booze to document the recipes of the simple dishes that I have whipped up in numerous dinners for my friends.

Born smart, Taught to be an engineer and working as a validation-cum-regulatory person, this task might seem to be a piece of cake.

Yeah. I shall create some literature for this .....

I shall start my first chapter now

Chapter One - Trim ya nails and ego.

I have been cooking for my family and my friends for many years. I am grateful that they are still willing to be my guinea pigs notwithstanding the risk of me creating recipes for LSBT.

Paramount Importance -> Cleanliness and Hygiene.

Trim ya nails and wear a shower cap before u attempt to cook anything.

I'm serious. Seriously kidding about the shower cap.

Some headdress would suffice if you are suffering from some mid-life hair loss problem.

Get dressed decently.

Don't even think about kinky stuff like cooking a 10-course dinner, naked. I believe your guinea pigs will be very upset to find black curlies willies in their soup.

Invest in a decent chef headdress if that boost ya ego. I would pick a nice cheap yellow cap. Shower caps.... err...if u really wana to be a part time clown.

Now comes the ego part.

Trust me. Cooking is by far the most therapeutic activity when you are depressed or deprived of sex.

Almost an idiot-proof way to impress ya partner/mate too.

Listen.

Cooking is sex. Sex is cooking. Hot sizzling activities... Lame as it sounds.

Whipping up a good dinner is analogous to Good Sex...................(to be continued)

Feed My Auditory Imps (Updated 18 Apr 06)

Listening to ...............

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"High", "Billy" are a few of my fav tracks in this album, oh not forgeting the nicely written "You're Beautiful".... (......coz I'll never be with you)

Have ya seen my balls?

This advert has became quite an item these few weeks. I think advert folks are perverts

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Anyway, this kinda reminds me of telling a lame joke to Miss Throw-stones-at-boys, Miss Throw-stones-at-boys cousin and Banana Booze about what does two ants say when they meet.

Here goes...

Did u notice that when two ants meet, they seem talking to each other as if they are saying things like "how's it going" or probably asking for directions......

Let me tell u what does Ant A n Ant B said to each other when they meet....

Once a upon a time, elephant, zebra and ant wanted to go for a swim but they were told by their parents that it was dangerous to get their balls wet.... so elephant suggested to pluck out their balls and bury it under the soft white sand.

so happily..... elephant, zebra and ant plucked and buried their balls before rushing into the sea.

After the swim, they came back looking for their balls. Elephant balls .. big ... Zebra .. stripped....easy to find. However, the ant was still frantically searching for its balls....

Ant A and Ant B Ain't saying hello to each other, ain't asking for directions.....

Ant A and Ant B were asking each other " have u seen my balls? "

Lame. Super Lame.

Expect the Unexpected

Things that really matter - are not always what you expect. SL