Super D cup.

Was pretty tickled by the press release of ICA...


Illegal Breast Enhancement Busted by ICA


It was not silicone, it was not saline. The implants came in the form of Dormicum and Domi.

2. The "D-cups" were detected on 28 September 2005 at around 3.40pm, when one of our officers noticed that a female traveller was behaving nervously at the Arrival Bus Hall of Woodlands Checkpoint. The traveller was then directed to the office for further checks. After a thorough search, the following items were found on her:

(i) Two packets of cigarettes were strapped around the waist;
(ii) Two packets of shag tobacco were stashed in the underwear;
(iii) Three slabs (consisting of ten tablets each) of Domi tablets and nine slabs (consisting of ten tablets each) of Dormicum Midazolam were hidden in the right brassiere; and
(iv) Three slabs (consisting of ten tablets each) of Domi tablets and ten slabs (consisting of ten tablets each) of Dormicum Midazolam were hidden in the left brassiere

I told u....See.... no cigges n domies

Having here? 80 cents of honesty for u to take away

I thought Katrina was paying a visit when I was on my way back this evening.

No.... I don't think I am going to brave through the downpour. Probably, I may attempt to act GA-RANG, dashing back in the rain, 15 years ago, hoping to impress some girls.....

I walked nonchalantly towards Delifrance, thought to sit by the glass panel, sipping a nice cup of earl grey, watching people frantically hasten their pace to look for shelter.

Inside the cafe, I felt I was enjoying a temporary "retreat" from the hustles and bustles of the outside world where the storm continues to unleashes her prowess.

Sometimes, when the storm outside is too much for one to take, it makes sense to look for someone who can offer u that cafe ..... that cup of earl grey, which offers you inner peace..... that plain glass panels which takes you out of the outer chaos.


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Manager: Good evening Sir...table for one?

Souplad: Yah.... One. (Err...do u see anybody standing beside me?..alamak u really freaks me out leh.)

Manager: What would you like to have?

Souplad: Err.. (about to tell him what I want)

Manager: Oh.. you can write order using the order form beside u.

Souplad: Err.. ok (Thought, he is going to take my order)

Souplad: (After writing what I wanted... a cup of Earl Grey) I proceed to the POS and place my order)..... One Earl Grey, please.... plus this curry chicken puff...

Manager: Having here or take away?

Souplad: Having here (tempted to say .. not having here but there..... can't u see its raining outside and u have already asked me how many to a table liao...)

Manager: Ha? Having here? (He has already keyed in $0.95 for the curry chicken puff I have ordered.)

Souplad: What's wrong (Knowing the curry chicken puff cost $2.40....)

Manager: Aiya.... Having here... is $2.40 .. take away is $0.95

Souplad: Huh? (dumbfounded!!!!!).

Souplad: (quickly regain consciousness)... then take away lor....

Manager: But u say having here....

Souplad: (trying to be nice).. yah.. I am having my earl grey here. I wanted that chicken curry puff to be packed...

Manager: OH.. ok.....I will bring the tea and the chicken curry puff to u

Souplad: Thanx... (walking back to my seat... notice a chio bu sitting at one corner... quite mature... but still chio... chio pair of eyes and a nice TT dress which flatters that her peaks and valley.)

Waitress: Your tea sir... and your puff.

Souplad: Huh.. (I tot I wanted my puff in a bag... by having on the plate cost $2.40 leh).

Waitress (smiling): (Seemed to read my mind) Never mind, sir..it's ok.

Souplad: Thanx ( whatever......)

While watching people dashing for shelter and struggling with weak brollies, I overheard some commotion ...... Eh.. customer having earl grey lar....not Au lait....

Waitress: Sir, u are having earl grey right?

Souplad: Yah... (Alamak u are the one serving me 10 minutes ago leh)

Waitress heading towards kitchen... Ehh... customer having earl grey lar.. Then she head back towards the cashier.

Waitress: Sir, I am sorry. Here's the refund of 80 cents. We thought you have ordered au liat. We are sorry

Souplad: It's ok. (I was not aware that I was overcharged for something that I did not ordered)

I appreciate the honesty of this kind waitress... I am very grateful albeit the trivial 80 cents.

We should have more such people around in this world.

痴心絕對

Songs are sometimes true manifestation of one's life experiences.

This has particularly became one of my autobiographical song.

Written in a very "raw", non pompous manner.

Gives a cold hard punch in my gut.

Life's a bitch..... I'm loving it.


想用一杯LATTE把妳灌醉
xiang yong yi bei LATTE ba ni guan zui

好讓妳能多愛我一點
hao rang ni neng duo ai wo yi dian

暗戀的滋味　妳不懂這種感覺
an lian de zi wei ni bu dong zhe zhong gan jue

早有人陪的妳永遠不會
zao you ren pei de ni yong yuan bu hui

看見妳和他在我面前
kan jian ni he ta zai wo mian qian

證明我的愛只是愚昧
zheng ming wo de ai zhi shi yu mei

妳不懂我的　那些憔悴
ni bu dong wo de na xie qiao cui

是妳永遠不曾過的體會
shi ni yong yuan bu ceng guo de ti hui

為妳付出那種傷心妳永遠不了解
wei ni fu chu na zhong shang xin ni yong yuan bu liao jie

我又何苦勉強自己愛上妳的一切
wo you he ku mian qiang zi ji ai shang ni de yi qie

妳又狠狠逼退　我的防備
ni you hen hen bi tui wo de fang bei

靜靜關上門來默數我的淚
jing jing guan shang men lai mo shu wo de lei

明知道讓妳離開他的世界不可能會
ming zhi dao rang ni li kai ta de shi jie bu ke neng hui

我還傻傻等到奇蹟出現的那一天
wo hai sha sha deng dao qi ji chu xian de na yi tian

直到那一天　妳會發現
zhi dao na yi tian ni hui fa xian

真正愛妳的人獨自守著傷悲
zhen zheng ai ni de ren du zi shou zhe shang bei

曾經我以為我自己會後悔
ceng jing wo yi wei wo zi ji hui hou hui

不想愛的太多痴心絕對
bu xiang ai de tai duo chi xin jue dui

為妳落第一滴淚　為妳做任何改變
wei ni luo di yi di lei wei ni zuo ren he gai bian

也喚不回妳對我的堅決
ye huan bu hui ni dui wo de jian jue