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Got this from my collegue

It's hilarious, lighten up my day a lil

I want BJ CB

Recalled a conversation among Miss hornist and her fellow horny hornist.

Miss Hornist: I want BJ CB
Fellow Hornist starts to chuckle..

I gave Miss Hornist a cheeky dirty look.

Miss Hornist was disgusted and say Its Bugis Junction Coffee Bean... *shake her head in disbelieve*

Come on.... I'm a guy..... CB instinctively means CB. and BJ means BJ

go figure what's CB and BJ means to boys...

boys will be boys

Beer and IT show

My weekend will start two hours later.

Gonna go 4 a booze at brewerz then the IT show.

Gadgets! Lovely!

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Update

Leave cancelled as I have to present in the cliche-bull-shitting monthly department meetings, to tell everyone what have i done in shanghai.

Now.. who the hell cares.. are they going to exclaim... wah......

No one gives a sh*t to whoever is presenting....

It's the free lunch they are after....croissants, fruit tarts, nasi goreng....

What's most frustrating is I am not getting my beer.

I am f**king cranky now. I want my beer.

My Dear friend is going for a journey but that siao-white-haired-ang-moh bought all the birds.

Miss Hornist.

I believe she is quite anxious and afraid of the great new world that is awaiting for her.

She is going for her LA-TI-TO (aka French Horn) audition in Germany.

I bid her farewell and wish her well last night.

She is a brave chick. I have validated that 6 years ago.

- Riding a motorbike with crappy brakes and without a helmet, against the traffic in some foreign land called Cambodia.

- Bargaining with the local cops when she was stopped and fined for riding against traffic.

- Pick up some unknown snake trying to scare the hell out of me (too bad she failed...friend u gota try harder next time)

- Paying a transversitte in a sleazy thai pub to kiss me and grab my balls. (Yeah, she got me this time.. I was so terrified)

- Teasing cab drivers with her crazy ideas of asking them where the hell is Ali Ba Ba Street.

I think I can list a dozen more here.. but I think this post should be dedicated to wishing her well.

Miss Hornist, take care and be well.

BTW no birds for u. Especially the blue ones.

Dat white-hair-siao-ang-mo has bought all the birds. Damn Richard Gere, Damn his white hair.

La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La (......)

Initial D

The Great D is imminent.

I can feel it.

There is nothing I can do about it

I knew it will come someday. Never knew it came so soon.

I fear that I am not fearing about the great D.

6 feet under - gonnabe addicted

currently watching

I'm Blind, can u help me?

Two visually handicap: "We're blind"
SL: **Yeah, I can see that**
VH1: "Can u help us to get out of the MRT Station"
SL: **Wanting to say no** "Sure"

There are at least a dozen pair of eyes staring at us.

I was hollering inside "Do u guys have a problem. Give us a break. Stop staring and please leave us alone."

VH1: Thank you and sorry to waste your time

I believe he has sensed my impatience, my frustrations.

I took a deep breath and recollected my screwed-up thoughts. I asked where they wana go.

Eventually, we were at this coffeeshop near Clementi Interchange waiting patiently for the bah-chang (dumplings) they had ordered.

They may appear repulsive peripherally ( yeah….one of them attempted to dig his brain out from his nostrils and subsequently held onto me with his hands tainted with his brain juice .. Yucks…….) but they are warm sensitive people.

I am pretty taken aback (not about the nose picking act) and I am touched when they asked whether I had eaten any bahchang and asked whether I am ok.

They have even offered to buy me dinner and said everything will be fine for me.

I am speechless.

I helped them up the bus and quickly left them.

I dun wana let them sense I am an asshole.

Forbidden city

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