Lame numbskull lunch laughter

I was robbed by two men...

Toilet training for monkeys

Cool apron

First step to a great biz.

Thnx Cindy,pm,irene1,damian,KK,irene2,ah sien for that loud apron.
and thnx to Miss JB diehard for taking this pic and not puking. Muah ha ha

Mind and Heart

Wondering if it’s right, the mind says no

The mind starts to reason whilst the heart says go

This battle will last forever as insolent fools choose to ignore

The ignorance of simplicity, time might not tell


(responding to Melancholic Merriment's post)

Who's going to watch you die?.

f**king nice song.....f**king good album

"What Sarah Said" - Plans performed by Death Cab for Cutie

And it came to me then that every plan is a tiny prayer to father time
As I stared at my shoes in the ICU that reeked of piss and 409
And I rationed my breathes as I said to myself that I'd already taken too much today
As each descending peak of the LCD took you a little farther away from me
Away from me

Amongst the vending machines and year-old magazines in a place where we only say goodbye
It stung like a violent wind that out memories depend on a faulty camera in our minds
But I knew that you were a truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all
And I looked around at all the eyes on the ground as the TV entertained itself

'Cause there's no comfort in the waiting room
Just nervous pacers bracing for bad news
And then the nurse comes round and everyone will lift their heads
But I'm thinking of what Sarah said that "Love is watching someone die"
So who's going to watch you die?..

How are you?

I don’t think I can correctly recall what and where my first memory of Karen starts.

She was someone that I had always wanted to see when I was studying in SP. I had even made her part of my life ….. long before I made my first attempt to talk to her …well not exactly verbally…but my first email to her asking her stupid questions like “What’s ya name”……

I thought I was mesmerized by her intelligent eyes and her smooth long shoulder length hair.

Her sparkle and scent.

I do remember our first date, our first kiss and our first fight.

Vividly, I could recall every word that we had spoken when I made a swift decision to end a premature growing relationship. I believe it was hard for her to accept the abrupt end and I thought it would be even harder for her to understand that I had turned into an asshole overnight.

Making that decision was not difficult because I was very certain that I couldn’t be a good lover. I couldn’t be a good lover for my twentyness was preoccupied with responsibilities. Responsibilities that suck my soul dry every day. I could barely think and a four-hour-sleep was a luxury every night.

On the other hand, accepting the fact that I was going to make that abrupt decision, had been very difficult, if not more difficult than Karen accepting it.

A twist of fate after 10 years…

Our eyes meet again.

I could see no sparkle and smell no scent as I wanted to ask desperately “How are you, Karen?”

Listening to the weather

Weatherman or Whetherman... ???

A new chapter slowly unfolds.....


Akan datang.....

Idiots

SoupLad: Hurrry up!We are going to be late for the game
Collegue from IT: Wait! *picking up the phone"

Collegue from IT: Hey xxx, how can I help?
Stupid ass: My disk got stuck in the Zip Drive (I speculate)
Collegue from IT: Oh...ok...now find a sharp pointed object and look for a small button beside the eject button. Poke it.... the media will be ejected.
Stupid ass: ok .. dun hang up .. i try ( I speculate)
Collegue from IT: So how?
Stupid ass: Cannot leh... I cannot get my 3.5 floppy out. ( I speculate)
Collegue from IT: WHAT!!!!
Aftering a few minutes......

Collegue from IT: I'm sorry, I really have to go. I don't think u can't get that 3.5" floppy out. I will send someone down next week.

Collegue from IT let out a big sigh....: God save Coy XXX.

****************************************************************************

IT Manager: I heard some idiot insert a 3.5" disk into the zip drive.
Collegue from IT: Ya lor...
IT Manager: Come on...wanna hear some more ridiculous cases...
Collegue from IT: Humour me...
IT Manager: Well, I had cases where someone try to insert a 5" disk into the tiny slot between the 3.5" drive and the zip drive....
Collegue from IT and SoupLad exclaimed: What!!!!
SL: Nabeh.. sibeh Gong

IT Manager: Yeah....ha ha... now get ya ass into the car, we are already late for the game..
SoupLad: Yeah.. all thanx to those inconsiderate idiots who call 5 mins before we knock off on Friday.