Blessed with curses

I do not like options but I am often blessed or cursed by them.

An annual gathering with my good old ex-colleagues-cum-friends vs a dinner thrown by my client.

I will definitely be at ease and enjoy the former. However, the latter seem to be an important dinner for me to network.

Hesitation

靠夭! 老虎被披着猪皮的羊吃了!

靠夭! 老虎被披着猪皮的羊吃了!
靠夭!

我是无心的!

东西那么重,

我看你拿不起来的!

哎呀! 拿不起来啦!

都跟你说了... 你是拿不起来的!


(O x O)

你脑部好吗?

一百个大学生就有99个回答错误的小学算术题

一天有个年轻人来到王老板的店里买了一件礼物,这件礼物成本是18元,标价是21元.

结果是这个年轻人掏出100元要买这件礼物,王老板当时没有零钱,用那100元向街坊换了100元的零钱,找给年轻人79元.

但是街坊后来发现那100元是假钞,王老板无奈还了街坊100元.

王老板在这次交易中到底损失了多少钱??

靠夭!!

Artist: ATUSHI KAGA

汤仔是个冤大頭. 靠夭!!

20K Equivalence

Time is money.

What can I do or buy with 20K?

What can do I with 20K earth days left?

Despite being 35

This year I will be turning 35.

Despite the self denial vigil that manifest in marathons, extreme sports, culinary episodes and music, I still have to accept the fact that my mental and physical dexterity is relatively engaged at a lower gear as compared to my twenty-ness.

Despite many have admonished that I should stop exploring and start to get important things done like starting a family coz they believe once a family is formed, it leaves them less time to ponder hence strengthening the immunity to distractions, I beg to differ.

Despite many friends come and go, I think I am still lucky to have friends who are willing to stick around and continue to harrass me with questions like "when am I getting married"

35. Yes, you are right. I am so very "authorise" to buy a "pigeon hole". I am really looking forward to it.