8th of July

* 2 potent Flaming Lamborghinis
* KO by the street
* a kind cab driver
* my half naked sexy pic taken by yellow banana and miss JB diehard with beer brat as the accomplice
* 21 sms filled with well wishes
* a hearty steamboat dinner
* a begawan solo cream cake as well as sadistic mahjong conman and beer brat who has a penchant for crazy wacky sabotages.

My Birthday, an aniversary for coming into this crazy world.

Thanx Pa Pa and Mummy for making 8th July a special day.

A big thank you and a warm souplad's hug to all who have made today a memorable one.

BTW, paris was founded on 8th July 0951. Big deal.......

GGJ, 7 + 1.5 meters

Today's lunch time crap.

Sausages. Sausage casings. Natural sausages casings. Natural and synthetic sausages casings.

I hated sausages when I was a kid. I find sausages disgusting because it resembles G.G.J. I recall yelling "no I dun wana eat G* G* J*** " when my grandma was trying to feed me some LAPCHEONG (Chinese preserved sausages).

Still wondering what is GGJ? Try asking ya friends who knows hokkein.

BTW, it's not 4 meters, neither is long enuff to reach the moon.

No...Not GGJ.....but Human Intestine is typically 7 meters (small instestine) + 1.5 meters (Large intestine) long.

and hell no.... I dun think they are used as sausages casings. SICK. YUCKS

Drifting Toufu and AE86.

Went watching Initial D last night. I can't remember when was the last time I have watched a chinese movie in a cinema.

Anyway, I have never read the Initial D manga and have not watched any of the Initial D anime. I am also not a racecar junkie as well. I have good time wondering why is it called Initial D not E or F...or better S = Souplad. Crap!

Yellow banana patiently explains D = Drift. He went on explaining what is "Drift". Appreciate that, dude.

This tuesday cinematic experience has been very entertaining, though I wondered why Anne Suzuki appears in this flick. I feel that the crappy romance between Jay and Anne is considered as "adding legs when painting a snake" {chinese idiom meaning irrelevant, redundant, gilding the lily}. Thought the movie will be a fast paced one ...something like too fast too furious..... But the crappy romance actually slows the entire flick down. Anticlimax.

Nevertheless, was pretty tickled ... by Anne Suzuki saying " I will be wearing the new swimsuit I have bought this coming saturaday" to jay

Jay is as nonchalant as ever. Cool. Still.... I cannot figure out what is he mumbling in his songs featured in this flick.

Luckily this show lasted for 1.5 hours. I am very entertained by the show and bewildered by Yellow Banana and Beer Brat recalling their "unfortunate" drifts. Good Grief.

I want more CORN

Souplad: Where do would you find corn?

Collegue H: cornfield lor.....

Souplad (proudly replied): Round the CORNer....


Souplad (relentlessly not awaring that his corn jokes are not that funny afterall):Where would you store corn?

Collegue H: err.....

(intercept by Collegue Y): CORNtainer!!!


Collegue F: Who takes CORN?

moment of silent anticipation.....

Collegue F (with a smirk on his face): CORNsumer.....



Cheer for more CORN to come and be CORNtastic.