Youth and Tomato

Recipe

Just tomatoes or industrial strength tomato puree/paste.

Tested

Clearing ya plates and mess. FYI

One may think that prompt clearing of the mess and leftovers during a meal is an effort made by the resturant to serve you better.

Think again.

Behind the "Good service" intentions, they might conveniently made you lose track of how much u have eaten, as a result u might order much more and overeat henceforth.

See this experiment performed

It takes 3

1. A goat peed at my leg.
2. Paper Cut
3. Bird pooed on my head

Still.. I pass my basic driving theory test.

Spare me that handshake, Gimme a Hug instead, mate