Beautiful Minds - RAIN MAN

U guys should catch this documentary "Beautiful Minds"

Excerpt...."He is a living encyclopedia, however he cannot do simple things like dressing himself or getting a girlfried. These will be too much for him to take...."

I can't help but to laugh.......Not at him......if u know what I mean.

Hail Germany

GOAL!!!!!!!!!

I had a splendid nights-out with my housemates and Miss Princess-of-power. I hollered at every Germany’s goal attempt. I cringed so hard when the Argentines attempt any goals. Finally the match came to a point of no return where both teams have to settle their scores via penalties shoot out.

Every single goal was accompanied by massive hysterical hollering of "GOAL" with immense and utmost gusto. Ecstasy!

Hail Germany. Hail Deutschland.

Miss LBK says she wins the bet. She says since the match is a draw and Argentina scored first, she wins. Classic example of girls inventing their rules. Ha ha

My response. "I dun care I dun care" Stomping and wailing like a spoilt brat.

O-LE,O-LE,O-LE,O-LE, Ger-ma-ny, Ger-ma-ny

Juveniles....= )

A Fish and The Sea

A Fish: You don't understand me. You can't see my tears.
The Sea: I can't see your tears but my heart knows that u are crying.

*heard this from someone or somewhere. It whizzes past my mind and I decide to pen this down*

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To hate is like clenching one's fists. It's tiring

Try opening up. it's easier....

*this whizzes past my mind also*

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gtg ... heading towards Pasir Panjang to catch my fav team Germany kicking the Argentines' asses.

Wet Anxious Armpits

Souplad: I think u should steer more...*before I can finish what I wana say*
Mrs Tua-Tua-Liap: *yell*
Souplad: Ok...relax. Its ok
Mrs Tua-Tua-Liap: I'm sorry. I have not driven for quite some time
Souplad: It's ok, take your time, we are not in a hurry, aren't we?

Mrs Tua-Tua-Liap manage to reverse and successfully gets out of the car park.

Souplad: *wondering... why does the car drags....*
Mrs Tua-Tua-Liap: Eh.... how come the car so slow?
Mrs Tua-Tua-Liap: Sh*t, i forget to release the handbrake. I'm so sorry
Souplad: Its ok. *Nabeh...I wanted to held on to my seat belt*

We finally reached the resturant after a 15-minute-3-lots attempt to park her car head on.

Phew!

I think I wet my pants armpits

A crossed half bridge over troubled waters

was watching CNA last night where i got to know that our friendly neighbour says they are now at war with ex-PM Mahathir.

Apparently, cabinet minister Nazri Aziz reacted quite emotionally in front the reporters "Now is an open war, we go to war. We will go to war because he has declared a war on us. For two, three months we've kept quiet, we restrained ourselves, respecting him for what he has done for the country but he took it as a weakness and continued to attack us."

I was wondering whether he will attempt to cry.

On contrary, Nazri Aziz said: "The opposition is not causing us any problem. He is causing us problems. Ask him, all these years what he said about the party, he loved the party, with his crocodile tears, whether he meant what he said."

Come on.... not all politicians can cry as well as .......*ahem* some 31 years ago.

Here's the spicy and not-so-spicy

So Long, Miss Huh?

I still recall the day when I picked up Miss Huh?'s CV.

Good Luck and So Long, Miss Huh? .

Peeping Tom and Mary

Contributed by Miss JB-Diehard
HIS. The one with the scissors ...freaks me out..















HERS

In Good Company

It has been a year after the onset of my ultimate insolent rage. I have been lucky as things fall into place quite right for me. The 3-month assignment in Shanghai gives me a good opportunity to regain sanity. Another 4 weeks in Shanghai last couple of months enabled me to answer the question “does the ends justifies the means of getting there?”

I had a wonderful dinner with Miss LBK last evening and I realised how I missed chatting with her since I left for Shanghai last November. She is a very nice friend to have. We did a recap of what has happened over the past one year in our neighbourhood and couldn’t help but laughed at them. Things have changed a great deal, I must say.

I have spent time talking to wiser folks and have decided to institute some changes. All of them are short-term objectives that I must say, I am confident in achieving all of them. The thought of that adrenalises me.

The next 18 months should be interesting.

Hero

Heros.



They die for honor, fight for justice and they are assumingly righteous individuals?

These traits and qualities of heroes seemed to make us more non-hero as we often forsake honor, justice and integrity for something or someone whom we think might matters to us more than those values that are often shelved on the hard-to-reach moral high grounds.

I think that explains the creation of alter egos like Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Wonderwoman…..

As oppose to the alter-egos how often does one bring himself or herself down to a level of their wants and desires to forsake their basic respect of his or her fellow beings; to lie; to speak ill and dishonor fellow beings in the name of doing these for the well-being of another.

Does the act of forsaking the mutual trust and friendship that was forged through years of understanding and adversities for another being considered a heroic act as well? I mean risking one’s reputation for the well-being of another.

Are they not considered heroes?

Sometimes I think Honour, Justice and Integrity are nothing but a serious joke as the act of forsaking them for someone or something is somehow perversely viewed as a heroic act.

Now, are u a hero?

ZALA LELONG - STEADY PPP

Souplad: Tia kong pai si ZALA lelong har?
Miss LBK: wu nia boh???
Souplad: boh ngia si kooi...
Miss LBK: han ni kuan....lu eh sai yong wu eh nyia kiu eh lui beh ZALA lor????
poon tam pok lai leh...kongsi kongsi
Souplad: Lu Wu Siao boh... Lu Tan Ku Ku...


ZALA LELONG - STEADY PPP

*Phee Yu Pheet*

Can u figure out what we are talking about?

Miss LBK and souplad have a penchant of communicating in Hokkein over MSN.....

The remaining 10 hours of the Last Monday of June 06

I missed the fight-club-ish Holland vs Portugal drama this morning. Damn. I heard the referee was so busy showing the yellows and reds till he didn’t bother to keep them in his left right pocket.

I merely saw one yellow in the second half. Damn.

My eyelids weigh almost a ton now, while I am uttering rubbish here.

The Last Monday of June 06.

That implies I have four more Mondays left …. in this 2m x 2m cubicle.

The Last Monday of June 06 has been a simple day and I think shall remain simple for the next 10 hours.

I felt myself floating like a feather now. Somehow I felt some leads had been shed off my weary shoulders…… yet almost simultaneously, within my limited mental capacity and screwed-up-cum–mind-fucked sub conscious, I am still wondering why I am letting go all these shit loads of angst.

I am now, perversely wondering how to accept and handle this kinda of burdenless, non-productive, responsibilities-lacking day.

There are tones of sh*t I wanted to ramble and pen after I returned from Shanghai.

Urge.

The strong urge to tell my friends (doesn’t matter whether they are single serving or not) what am I up to now.

However, before I attempt to jerk it out of my mind, I just feel that I need not to hang myself naked here, probably not today. Because I am more interested in knowing how are my friends doing. How are they going to spend the remaining 10 hours of the Last Monday of June 06?

Maybe I should start packing up my shit in this 2m by 2m cubicle. It sure beats writing boring shit like this.

I hope everyone can spend their remaining 10 hours of the Last Monday of June 06 as wanted or planned.

Grey's Anatomy

Sailed through Season I yesterday.

Cliche Medical Exaggeration coupled with Sarcastic medical professionals fraternising one another as well as Attendings screwing Interns ...

Hilarious entertaining Chick Flick.

I insist "House" rules.

Hmm.. I wonder the housemen in Singapore sleeps with their Attending ... Hmm.

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Currently catching the long procrastinated "Family Business"



After catching the first few episodes... my erection reaction ... f**k this is f*8king hardcore in the making... didn't like the "reality show" concept... but I am quite tickled by the reaction of Adam's (aka Seymore Butts)date when he tells his date that he runs an adult video business.

Banana Booze is going for a journey, he wants birds

Banana Booze.

Bon Voyage!