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星期五, 6月 23, 2006

Cheesy Advice

If the cheesecake (New York Style) does not set after 12 hours at 4C.

Place it in the freezer for another 10 hours . (-10C)

You'll be surprised how good it taste.

The smooth dense creamy texture of a typical New York Cheesecake will be expected.

星期四, 6月 22, 2006

3 ways to make your math teacher vomit blood

This is what I call thinking out of the box.
Vomit Blood Index: 10/10

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with compliments, Banana Booze

lean mean screaming machines

What’s second to a scorned woman?

Kid’s screaming at the top of their lungs!

They are now, everywhere in the streets coz school holis has started. Boys talk loudly, laugh loudly, Gals scream for no apparent reason. Now listen , uncle Souplad is trying to read a book. If you guys continue to scream and yell, you guys are going to be very sorry. Nabeh.

Haiz… they are everywhere! Front, back, left and right…. They talk and talk non stop. Providing you with that superbly annoying-surround-sound-din. U know what … u think u guys can scream, Uncle Souplad cannot?

I could feel my b.p was rising (which I think is good since I was told by a doctor I have a low b.p). This kinda reminded me of asking the entire cohort to shut up during a lecture, some 6 years ago. Yeah, I had a reputation in college.

The worst and the most fearful had to be those kids monkeys running everywhere in the streets or in the MRT….like they have been released from cages. Trust me, they are powerful lean-mean-screaming machines and monkeys… they yell, they try to out-climb every other monkey spotted in the MRT (yeah the poles) or outrun any other monkeys in the streets or MRT.

Sometimes I just wanna extend my legs to let them trip or if possible kick them and claim that I didn’t see them approaching as they are out of my sight (I am quite tall, much much taller than those midgets).

Back to the reality. Back to the usual Souplad’s peripheral kindness. I chose to excuse myself from the din and retreat into my MP3 player.

星期二, 6月 20, 2006

A thousand miles and a heartbeat skipped

QIAN LI ZOU DAN QI (Alone Riding for a thousand miles?) A Tear Jerking cliche.












The beat that my heart skipped. Double dose codeine in a rainy tuesday afternoon

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Hilarious..... to be continued