Harmless Lunch Humor

SL: Hey, what are we going have for lunch?
B: Char kuay teow
SL: I don eat HUM (cockles)
B: Dun worry Char kuay teow can be "HUM-FUL or "HUM-LESS"
B: But guarantee MEE SIAM is HUM-LESS.

SL ROFL.

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B: How come Christina Aguileria like to HAN3 (meaning screaming in mandarin.)
SL: Becoz she "HAI1 HAN3" (meaning itchy pussy in cantonese)

B ROFL....

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